Saturday, April 5, 2014

Off-Season Moves


Since the beginning of the NFL off-season, teams have looked to (and have) made many choices. Both criticized and love from fans on both sides of the arguments. We've seen players like DeMarcus Ware and most recently DeSean Jackson get released. Darren Sproles get traded. All big names, all great players. So the thought that goes through my head (as I'm sure it does many of the fans), why?

Aquib Talib - CB

Starting with Talib, I found this as a shocker (as well as most Patriots fans). Talib been noted numerous times as saying that he "loves being a Patriot.". So when he signed the 6 year deal with Denver for $57M including $26M guaranteed, I sat there and started laughing hysterically. It's obvious that Elway and Fox made a huge power play here adding a huge something to the Denver defense after cutting former CB Champ Bailey. But the Patriots had reason not to bother trying to even somewhat match the offer.

Given Talib's injury history, the Patriots weren't too keen on offering him a huge contract as Denver did. For a group that's had as many Super Bowl runs as they have, with the fiscal responsibility that New England has, it wasn't a hard decision. Needless to say the team would've gladly signed him to another deal, there was just no way they could offer a contract that big to a player they view as injury prone.

Darren Sproles - RB

What can I say about Darren Sproles? The man or rather beast that he is has slowly crept up and stolen my heart. His ability to go anywhere he's needed and score when he has to is astounding. And the best part about this trade? He became an Eagles for a 5th round draft pick! On top of that exciting news, the Eagles have him for 3 years paying him 10.5M over that time. That is less than they were paying DeSean Jackson per one year.

The Saints, believing a still seemingly potent Sproles was going downhill, traded him to one of the most deadly offenses (with or without Jackson) going into the 2014 season. I must say, as happy as I am to be an Eagles fan this year; It's even better knowing what you're going to get in a top tier draft pick talent such as Sproles.

DeMarcus Ware - DE

Another exciting power move by Fox and Elway was picking up six time pro bowler DeMarcus Ware after the Dallas Cowboys released him opening up $7.4M in the salary cap. Jerry Jones - Cowboys GM and Owner comments,

"A decision like this, involving a man who is a cornerstone player in the history of your franchise, is extremely difficult,"

Now as much as I may not understand some of the other moves this past off-season, I get this one. Jerry Jones is the biggest idiot in sports history bar none. Ware wasn't only the "cornerstone player in the history of your franchise", he was half of your team. The fact that he had a career low 6 sacks last year after missing three games due to his quadriceps being strained is no reason to cut the man. But then again, I don't know how much I can reiterate how big of an idiot Jerry is. You just let your star player run off and sign a contract with the Broncos for $30M with $20 guaranteed. It's the same as being an ugly kid with gorgeous girlfriend, but deciding to break up with her because she got the flu.

As happy as I was to hear the news on this... wait, there's no if's or but's. I was just happy. Seeing the downfall of the Dallas Cowboys makes me extremely happy. Like a kid with an endless supply of video games.

DeSean Jackson - WR

I'm amazed at how, almost overnight, the fans rationale went from extreme anger, to glee knowing one of our breakout superstars has been dropped. Neither feeling is unfounded, then again as much as the Eagles share with us; we still don't know much about what goes on behind the scenes.

There have been reports of Jackson having "Gang affiliations" to a small extent, and for some reason the media blew it up as if that may have been cause for the cut. I personally don't think that had anything to do with it, nor does ESPN Analyst and former Eagle's Safety Brian Dawkins.

"I will say this, this is not something that all of a sudden had the gang affiliation thing tied to it and that was the thing that they only looked at it — they being the Eagles — looked at to say: ‘You know what? This is the thing we’re going to allow him to walk for.’ No, it was all the other things that have happened over the time that he’s been here, and the things he has not corrected in his character, some of the things that he does when in the building with coaches and the like, that they were concerned about.”

Dawkins adds,

"We’re held up on this gang affiliation thing; it’s not just that. It’s being a professional. It’s being able to be counted on to be with your team, do what you’re supposed to do, not skating around the corner, not cut corners, not doing some of the things that he’s allegedly been doing while in Philadelphia.”

Well thankfully, he's not in Philadelphia anymore. And releasing him opens up $10M+ to the cap. So while we wave bye bye to DeSean, we think maybe Kansas City? Reid seems uninterested in his once star player as a head coach for the Eagles. So he late goes on to sign with Washington for 3 years with $24M with $16M guaranteed. I'm sure they feel lucky to have snatched him up after a myriad of other teams interest in Jackson deceased quickly. We'll see what kind of baggage they'll have to deal with in paying for his skill set.

So he scores points, but so does almost every other player on the Eagles offense! He seemed to be about the only problem in the locker room (that the public knew about) and now that the distraction is gone, Chip should be able to move his team in full force. In the meantime, sit tight and read some more of my blog (or eat a Snickers). We've still got a little while longer till football season.

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Bandmate's Quarell Continues

Over the long and very dysfunctional history of KISS, there's been a lot of internal issues. Rolling Stone's current issue sheds some light one of the more recent problems.

The bands original drummer Peter Criss and the bands frontman Paul Stanley are currently fighting over the rights to the highest charted single the band has ever released titled Beth.

Stanley, being as vehement as he always is claims,

"Peter can't write a song, because Peter doesn't play an instrument," Claimed Stanley "Penridge came up with [sings], 'Beth, I hear you calling...' Peter had nothing to do with it. Because if you write one hit song, you should be able to write two. That's the reality. Devastating? It's the truth. It was a lifeline that Peter hung on to validate himself, but it wasn't based on reality."

And Peter, as emotional as ever retorted,

"Paul is so full of fucking shit, cause as a lead singer of the band he never got to write the hit. That's his problem. They hated the fact that I wrote a hit record and won a People's Choice."

Thanks to Blabbermouth.com, I found an interview from 2000 that makes a good case for Paul. Mike Penridge claims that, "[Peter was] absolutely not responsible [for it] at all. Another poorman's copyright by me in '70." and that "'Beck'" (The song that went on to be known as 'Beth') "was written, almost word for word, from Mike Brand's responses to his wife's constant calls that interrupted our rehearsals,"

I can only conclude with what I know (and that's not a lot). But Bob Ezrin's comment, “I don’t think that I can break this tie. I wasn’t there when he was working with that co-writer.” seems to ensure the unlikelihood of this argument being solved anytime soon.

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Ace Frehley to Release New Album, "Space Invader"


On June 24th, another (hopefully spectacular) Ace Frehley album will be released titled Space Invader. This will be his first release since Anomaly (September 15th, 2009) as well as his 10th not with KISS.

We've been told that the new album is going to have a minimum of 9 new original songs as well as a cover of the Steve Miller band's, "The Joker". [Via]AceFrehley.com

Ace had this to say among the release of the news

"Life on Earth has been very good to me, and the body of work I've created over the years has withstood the test of time. Today I see no obstacles before me and my creativity has never been more fine tuned. Growing up in an Alien world has enhanced my senses and allowed me to succeed where others would have failed. The best is yet to come!" [Via]AceFrehley.com

An album cover for this record has yet to be released.

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Friday, April 4, 2014

David Brockie - The Comedian R.I.P.

On March 23rd, 2014 not only did GWAR lose an important and beloved member of their Scumdog family, but Metalblade Records along with the rest of the world did with them. Of course I'm speaking about their frontman David Brockie (better known as Oderus Urungus).

Through the 20+ years that GWAR has been around, they've never set down the cuttlefish and call it quits. Why? Because despite their destructive force and massive killing sprees, they've always been able to make people laugh. Oderus (who is from the planet Scumdogia, far past Uranus) has always been able to make people laugh. He wasn't only a vocalist, but a comedian. They were "sent here" to "Kill Everything".

(Lyrics to the GWAR song "We Kill Everything") Our quest - to find the broken bits Put them back and make them fit And once that we have read the end The tablet will blow up again And we'll kill everything Including ourselves

When you think of the word kill, you think of death or dying right? Well if you've ever seen a GWAR concert, caught GWAR on the Joan Rivers show or even have seen Oderus on Jerry Springer, yes, Jerry Springer; what do you do? You die, but only of laughter.

They write, record and play all these retarded songs. Put on this giant spectacle of a show for what? To make us laugh. They care less about the money they make, because if they're not making us laugh, they're not doing their job. And it almost seems like their number 1 focus each and every day is to make people laugh (At least that's what I saw in Brockie/Oderus). Now Google knows that I'm not the greatest writer in the world, but I know that almost anybody who has seen GWAR is going to agree with me. And I wanted to give my thanks to GWAR for every horrifically hysterical song, music video, movies etc they've done as well as to Brockie who I consider the greatest comedian who's ever lived.

Thank You

Thank You

Thank You


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